So I turned a year older…

…and found myself on board a Jetstar airplane, cruising towards Perth for a weekend getaway. In retrospect, taking the opportunity to jet away for a holiday on one’s birthday was a pretty good idea, and we were glad to have made that irrational decision to book a pair of tickets to Perth during Jetstar’s 1-for-1 promotion. Just think, SGD 400 for two to travel!

It’s amazing how our hearts are always close to the sun and sea, such that almost every holiday destination consists of burying our toes in warm sand and donning on our favourite aviator shades. They said that Perth will be awesome except for its crazy summer – but I loved Perth for the sun, its cold breeze and fresh air.

Nay to the delayed departures on Thursday evening AND the return flights, and stuck with crying babies on both aircrafts for the record. Arrived in Perth at an ungodly hour (1am) but hey, I ain’t complaining. Miss Maud Swedish Hotel makes a pretty decent breakfast (their sausages are scrumptious!) and lands us in the middle of Perth city, making it pretty easy to get around.

Renting a car (with GPS, please) is a must – with scenic drives, windows rolled down and hair a-blowin’. Penguin Island, located off Rockingham was a lovely discovery, a little conservation island packed with seagulls, pelicans, other bird species and ten Little Penguins. I discovered my deep fascination with seagulls simply because they looked so cute with their fat bodies and twiggy legs, and found myself constantly chasing after them for a good close-up shot. The boyfriend was amused, of course.

No trip to Australia is complete without a drive to the vineyards for wine (and cheese) tasting. Swan Valley in Guildford area was the nearest drive to where we were, so that fills up Day 2. Swung by Caversham Wildlife Park to feed the kangaroos, hug the koalas (no, I didn’t do that although I attempted a self-shot photo with a kangaroo) before heading up to Swan Valley to devour some really good food.

The allure of dining out in the countryside left me at a loss for words. One could forget all troubles and worries of life lounging in a wickerchair overlooking the rows of grapevines. Shiraz topped our list of reds, smooth and velvety with a hint of Perth’s summer within. Coming back to the topic of wine and dine – I swear my gym work was futile, with their mouth-watering baramundi, fish & chips, kangaroo meat, steaks……not to mention the late night Masters chocolate milk to tuck us both into bed.

So, that summed up my three short days in Perth, yet it seemed like I have packed alot in. The next time Jetstar has another one of their 1-for-1s, I’m headed up again. This time, to Albany and Margaret River. Great company, budget flights and long weekends, I’m definitely loving it.

Into 2010

A decade has passed, and I am ten years older.

When one was 15 years old back then, we often wished we could grow up quickly, see the world for ourselves, earn money to buy the pretty clothes we wanted. Now that I am 25, the years gone by are but another year of experiences, reflections and life’s lessons.

It was a quiet one this year, when we ushered 2010 in.

Ten years – I have had my fair share of fun, friends, sports and downturns; I went through phases of happiness and despair; I was a band geek, I basked in the glory of winning sports teams, I gritted my teeth through those exams; I partied till dawn, I studied through the nights, I travelled, I wrote, I learnt to love, fell out of love, and fell in love.

In ten years, I’ve witnessed birth and death up close.

Ten years ago, I attended my mum’s cousin’s wedding. Ten years later, I attended my friends’ weddings.

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Let us not count the decade that passed us by, but upon the same notion, let us count our blessings and the joys that 2010 and beyond will bring.

I stepped into 2010 on a sombre note, remembering how I had neglected to turn up at gatherings, outings and catch-up sessions in view of work, exhaustion and exercise. This 2010 I resolved to play catch-up as much as I can, considering how five years fly by before I see anyone of those who were once close to me. As the harsh reality of the world sets in, I came to realise how some tend to befriend you only if you bring value to them; upon losing that – the friendship terminates…like a contract, is it not?

It was extremely heart-warming to see the your friends ease into the next phase of their lives as a married couple. More joyous occassions call for the celebratory champagne when my god-sister gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. They named him Caleb, a name which I thought was absolutely perfect for him.

It was an experience going through knee surgery, to be dependent and stuck at home for a whole month and beginning from scratch – to walk, to balance, to stride, to run. The feeling of being back on water and soaring through air was worth the $18,000 that my right knee is now worth. It was another (if I may add, traumatic) experience watching a loved one in a fatal accident, with a slow but sure recovery that makes me forever thankful that I still have him by my side as good as new.

There is suddenly so much to treasure and love in life. I’ve discovered a richness in life that I have never felt before, and I finally, learned to stop chasing and enjoy God’s miraculous work. For the longest time I was ill at ease with myself, wondering how best I could fit in, how quickly I could mark my first success, how insecure I really felt deep down inside.

It does not mean that I could make a sweeping statement by declaring I’ve achieved nirvana. But a step forward I did take, a layer that has been peeled back and I now see clearly – ever so slightly. Ahead of me is a path filled with promise, hope and everlasting joy – pleasures I discover in the simple acts of what I do, who I love, and who I cherish in my life.

And with this I close my chapter on 2009, and ride 2010 with a high that I will always want to have in my life.

I’m a sentimental fool for food

The familiar whiff of herbs, pepper and home-made goodness laid in the form of bak kut teh soup, rice and stir-fry vegetables. My mouth watered, and so did my eyes. Four long years.

It then dawned upon me how much I missed home-cooked food, and how I long for a simple meal with white rice, steamed fish and vegetables and the ocassional bowl of clear soup. Chinese fare can be exceedingly simple, yet terribly comforting. Mum used to tease me, saying she could not imagine how I could eat the same thing everyday – but to me, it was goodness in the simplest form imaginable, simple in taste, low in calories, and full of comfort.

While I summoned every bit of control within me not to woffle the food down, I relished the joy of heaping rice onto a spoon I could never find elsewhere. Cutlery special only to the home, never to be found in fancy restaurants nor the cheap metalware symbolic of the foodcourts. I carefully scraped the last bit of meat against porcelain plates and bowls unique only to the home, unlike the common plastic plates and bowls that I am so used to in the foodcourt. For a moment, I forgot about the styrofoam and plastic boxes I am used to eating out from, for that moment I taste each grain of rice slowly without the feel of cheap plastic against my tongue.

There is no stove at home, only a heating pad which I can make instant noodles with.

There is an oven for the likes of bake and roast, but along with that oven comes a rule that I could never dirty the kitchen counter nor the floor. And tagged with that rule lies an invisible fine line between clean and oily – one that I could never feel but the mother would detect with her senses.

Rummaging through the kitchen drawers, I count more plastic disposable containers than plates. I find more plastic bags than individual chopsticks and cutlery combined.

I come to dread the Sundays of NTUC and food-court shopping. There is no satisfaction from hunching over a table in Kopitiam, tucking into a meal of MSG and bad cooking oil while an old lady carelessly cleans the table next to you with a murky cloth. You look down at the white plastic bowls…and you tell yourself to stop imagining the worst.

With the increasing number of families not cooking and taking their kids to the foodcourt, I look at these children whose memories will only be filled with white plastic bowls. My heart goes out towards them as they embrace their childhood of meaningless meals.

What I would give, to go home to a plate of steamed fish like of five years ago.

Runneth over.

Lost in the storm of words,
The screaming wind I hardly heard
Trashing, tossing, crumbling within
My calm demeanor, a mere front I spin.

The seasons have changed, the clock hands whirl
Towards the future, our lives they constantly swirl
We take in the beauty, the euphoria of our current state
Lost in the whirlwind of new, fresh and exciting of late.

The torrent of tears, they runneth over
Unleashing the fury, frustration – better take cover
Anguish grips and clenches its angry knuckle
I wince for your pain, while I choke up a chuckle.

On bended knees, a prayer whispered
Dear God, of inner strength and peace
Of loving nearness, of continued faith
The miracle of healing in Jesus name.

Amen.

 

Romance me, in the museums

“I recall standing before Panton’s drawings, hand in hand with the lover of mine. I recall our stark differences in design preferences, and I taste his kiss on my lips in the darkened halls of sublime. Voices blended into murmurs, the shuffling of feet became oblivious to me; my mind is on a flight of its own. I smile at the memory, at the lingering thoughts of that stolen kiss.”

Would you have had a similar episode?

When Love marries work and life

It is almost interesting to notice how much my life revolves around the subject of “love” these few months, ever since I entertained the prospect of opening my heart up to someone else again.

The idea of “love” is stereotypically romantic, shot through the heart by an imagined Cupid in his diapers and feathery-white wings. The first thought of “love” sends hearts racing, palms sweating and spine-tingling moments. “Love” holds its dearest association with fiery passion, lustful highways that the eyes travel, fierce intimacy and drowning in ecstasy.

It is these stereotypes and common associations that I find myself hinged unto, when I embarked on my collection of “Love Stories from Yesterday” – my affair with the rickshaw man, prostitution in early Singapore and what have you not. I tread precariously between cheeky and suggestive, versus safe and propaganda. I turn the old fogeys into something sexy – I ask, “I Love Museums, Do you?”

I am your walking epitomy of why museums aren’t your boring slush of artefacts. It feels terribly narcissitic saying that, when I try to convince you that one can meet the smartest, sexiest, girl of your dreams in the museums – not your Friday nightclub hangouts. Okay, granted – there are hot chicks every Friday night but you can be sure to get the intellectual one in museums, at least that’s what I hope.

So begins the “I Love Museums” campaign, a seemingly 8-month march awareness campaign, to release a new branding that begins internally and externally. A phrase which I hope will be at the tip of everybody’s tongue – I Love Museums with your own talk-back – here’s why, here’s how, do you? A simple branding which I aim to pepper around Singapore, a message so in your face that you cannot ignore it.

“Love” takes on a different mask with each individual. I imagine the lover slip his arms around my waist as we immerse ourselves in an exhibition. Fuzzy, warm.

I imagine the sway of her hips and the echo of her heels on the wooden floor, his eyes never leaving her tush. Sexy, inviting.

I imagine the quickened breathing as he pulled her into a dark corner, and she clung on to his neck as their lips found each other’s. Exciting, exhilarating.

I remember the graceful walk down the aisle, her face shining with happiness as she parts from her father’s side to join her husband hand-in-hand as they exchanged their vows. Happiness, satisfaction, peace.

And there’s more.

Over the next few weeks, V will attempt to post more on her work with “Love” as I Love Museums campaign develops itself.

English, so much fun :)

“There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?

Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on.

When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.”

Thanks to a colleague who forwarded this mail, source…just goggle “English Is Really Crazy” and you’ll find it.

Beauty in Solitude

Amidst the ticking time-bomb that we desperately race against, we long to escape to a venue of peace and quiet. How many times have we forked out our savings to drive or fly ourselves to a secluded beach, to listen to the waves crashing and the wind howling in our ears?

As we run the inevitable rat race we seemed to be born in, we crave solitude in our own ways. The echo of the wooden boards answered my churning thoughts of yesterday. The artefacts I stare at breathe a life of their own. Many a time I gaze blankly into a random scroll, a statue dug up from earth..my eyes never really focusing. I wasn’t at the museum for an educational trip, neither was I there for a dose of history and heritage. I came to find my own comfort, my nest away from the insanely packed schedule I live my weekdays by.

Time came to a standstill each time I stand along those long stretches of paintings that span the entire breadth of the wall. The sheer size of such grandeur made the rest of me feel small. It is so easy to lose myself amongst these old relics, knowing they have a far richer story to tell than my own little sob tale – and I sigh a long-drawn tunnel of air, hearing my own heart beat dancing to its own rhythm of life in the silent exhibition halls.

I recall standing before Panton’s drawings, hand in hand with the lover of mine. I recall our stark differences in design preferences, and I taste his kiss on my lips in the darkened halls of sublime. Voices blended into murmurs, the shuffling of feet became oblivious to me; my mind is on a flight of its own. I smile at the memory, at the lingering thoughts of that stolen kiss.

The winding stairs withhold their magic, their tale of scampering children and tired old grandmothers who have idled on their steps. Each corner of the museum holds its secrets – and they said that if you put your ear to a museum wall, you will hear its stories, and the people who ran their hands along those walls. And as I press my cheek on the cool concrete, I hear the stories my heart believes.

Written for yesterday.sg

Love in the museum – yay or nay?

Time has come again for museums to ink themselves onto your hearts, and so here I am with an idea to grow, with ears to listen and fingers hovering at my keyboard ready for a talkback:

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Meet new friends and have some fun in the most unlikely of places………the Asian Civilisations Museum.

A special weekend event awaits in November, under the National Heritage Board’s latest initiative – I Love Museums.

Roam around the museums for free, and who knows – you may found your soulmate. He/She will be wearing a tag that says, “Hi, my name is ( ), today may be your lucky day.” Or anything that defines his/her mood for that day – your choice, of course.
(I will probably choose something like “Hi, my name is Viviane, I swing both ways.” Best of both worlds, lah.)

Find out how matchmaking was done in the days gone by, and experience the traditions for yourself. Test your compatibility with a new found friend, or win a prize by revealing your “best” pick-up line.

Tell me what you think. Would you be game to take part in this? Toss in your ideas.
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Holler back.

My Affair with Mr Scissors-Hands

I love my new hair.

Each time I look in the mirror, each time my fingers grazed the styling clay, I thought of his teasing fingers shaping my bangs, and the image freezes there.

If the word “affair” is loosely termed, my affair with Mr Scissors-Hands begun last year. Like every relationship, I bolted away crying from my previous hairstylist, convinced that the love of my life has ruined the future ahead for me. Till I met Mr Scissors-Hands when I wandered through the corridors of dodgy Katong Shopping Centre – I entered haltingly, he beckoned gently. I stiffened a sigh, and plonked myself to an experience I could only hope for the best.

The first encounter. Like a first date, we did not know what to make of each other. I wondered how good his fingers were, while he wondered what baggage and scars I carried with me. Like a dance of lovers, we begun slowly, hesitant, a brief touch, his hand guiding the way. I tip-toed along those pages of flowing curls, I made my decision, and closed my eyes for his magic…

Why did I choose to leave the man who had toyed with my hair for the past six years? I confided in him, I wanted him to make me the prettiest girl in school, I begged for him to try new things on me. He was the dominant one in the relationship, he held the reins. He gave me what he liked, and I loved it because he liked it too. Eager to please, I modelled his dreams and he painted his desires on me. I cried my sorrows and life’s worries while he smoothed my hair, and somehow his words – though not many – managed to make me feel better. It might not have been his words but the magical tough he had on my hair, because I remember leaving his salon happy and feeling more beautiful than an hour earlier. Like a relationship facing the inevitable stagnant phase, where nothing exciting happens anymore, he was harsh with his words. “No matter what you want me to do with your hair, face it – you’ll still look the same blah girl.”

I did not need a man who saw no hope in making magic with me anymore.

Mr Scissors-Hands was a renewed hope, a refreshed vigour and a whiff of adventure. I felt assured and safe with him as we explored textures and colours, sharing an anticipation as the hair-dryer reveals the final product bit by bit. I was always stunned to awe by his skill with the scissors while he took pride in my adventurous nature. Curls, bob, the asymmetrical cut…it was like having snapshots of our memories, with stories woven behind them. The curls allowed us to discover our mutual friends, and each other’s likes and dislikes. The bob revealed a more intimate side of him – he had a daughter, but he is alone now. I hummed along a similar tune – single child, single mum – and we silently understood each other, the pain, the loneliness…and our courage to march through life. The asymmetrical was a fun excursion, him teasing, I was laughing. I am hooked to him, like another lover in my life.

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In reality, chosing a hairstylist is almost like chosing a boyfriend. Women flock to men who seem to exist for the sole purpose of making them beautiful, and it is in our nature to find the perfect match who understands our hair, our roots, and our nature. I belong to the statistics – they do not call the hair a crowning glory without a reason. Hair changes our complex, our impression on others, and at times releases our alter-ego within us.

Three hours with a hairstylist is almost like going out on a date. Such close proximity, do we simply sit in silence? Conversations, laughter, the need to find similar interests to generate topics to chat…hairstylists have moved from a mere hair-transforming agent into a professional friend. Women seek that professional friend for a quick confidential outburst, for a confidence booster, and at times, a convenient coffee date when she is around the area.

In cases where some will take this friendship level to the next one that of lovers, a relationship that blossomed out from such stylist-customer origins are few and scattered wide. My told-story of “My Affair with Mr Scissors-Hands” will stay a purely fictional one, because the professional friendship is worth the next few good years (or more, I hope) of lovely hair.

Grief.

Grief is a subject rarely explored because I was raised to pretend not to know the bad news that befell those closest to me. An answer I often get as a kid was, “It’s alright, there is nothing you have to know.” I grew up getting over upsetting news by jumping onto the next racing train of thoughts and to-dos that passed me by…never letting the heart grieve nor feel the true deepest cuts through it.

Grief, ironically as it sounds, heals.

A best friend told me to slow down, and properly understand the root of the unhappiness within me. Tracing the root of unhappiness was like stepping back along time – not into time – as I tread back the chronological order of events that occured months, years back..those conversations ring fresh in my ears, like they have just been uttered yesterday.

The Kübler-Ross model depicted five stages of grief – denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. There are times in life I wonder if I ever passed the stage of denial, for anger was never really in the equation at any one time. Anger might have taken on a disguise, where I sulk within at the fact that I was not given an opportunity to learn from a man whom the world respected. I often wondered how different life would have turned out to be if I went under the influence of my dad, who was an engineer by day, businessman by heart. Would I still have been in the arts? Will I be one of those power-suit clad women striding down the polished marbles of Shenton Way? Or will Singapore cease to exist in my mind at all if I were to take my education overseas?

So many questions, unanswered. Each source rolled on to the other, until they became a network of potential problems, or life – however I saw it. Each fragment of my life brings about a certain joy, and an immense pain that seems never to go away. Depression was long and tough, yet I was certain that there was light at the end of the tunnel, because the sunshine I saw was worth the exploration of grief.

Nothing seems to account for the pain that returns. Each memory I’ve filed in the cupboards of my mind seems to release a certain pang in my heart each time I retrieve it. Nobody mentioned of the potential tears that could well up in your eyes even though you have accepted the subject of grief. I could laugh about a break-up and know it was the a blessing in disguise, but how does one deal with the rolling emotions that come tumbling out each time a stone is shifted?

Going through phases of grief – grows.

Lessons of pain, regret and sadness hopefully steers humans away from making the same mistakes. We emphatise, we feel, we comfort when we know how it is like to go through the process. I once met a man who did not know the pain of losing someone he loved. Maybe he did, but it was all forgotten. I have seen countless forums made up of individuals who dedicate their hearts and digital words to strangers who seek solace. Forums with individuals bound by a common emotion that draws them near in times of weariness. We become more selective with our words for fear of hurting the other party, becoming less critical, simply because the hurt is so familiar, so fresh within us.

Yet our fragile selves continue to pick ourselves up, and live a life ahead. Grief is only but one part of our lives, that serves to intensify the way events in our days pan out, to add a deeper dimension into the multi-complex nature of ours.

These whispers of temptation

They said there was a road you turn off past Holland Village, through the white metal sheets of a construction in progress – and you transcend into the mystical world of The Beautiful Land.

They said that The Beautiful Land is a strange place, where you see local bakeries with the usual bread aunties, speaking with that Singaporean tongue – juxtaposed with an army of charming men, and fairy-like ladies. Men of the smoothest complexion, of lean gaits, tall and dashingly well-dressed. Men of your dreams – the metrosexual, the pretty boy, the scruffy one, the boyish imp, and they mingle with the ladies of your desires. Those ladies, the men swear by their luscious locks, floating footsteps like they are dancing on water, soft lips and a voice of the wind.

Not many discovered that hidden passage way, and returned to their lives for more than a day. Strange vanishing incidences spoke of a day’s return, and never to be seen again. Those who have ventured through The Beautiful Land and came back alive, stared away with a dreamy look in their eyes…yet behind that misty haze you see a glimmer of impending fear and a hidden tale they refuse to speak of.

We crashed past those metal sheets – Jay, Chlo and I. They might very well call it A Moment of Flawed Temptation.

Jay found a fairy, so he called her. Green eyes she had, with fire in her hair, because it was so so red. She took his hand, led him away..laughing, dancing. I could not stop looking, there were just too many of them. We munched on sesame buns we purchased from the local bakery – just two dollars for six – like those you see on the ground floors of our HDB apartments. The aunty conversed with nobody in particular:

Jia lat lah, these people. So young, so tempted. Then they always disappear. Ah Girl! The bread okay already! They always leave something in those humans’ pockets, so that they are never fully returned to their land. No..they aren’t humans, too beautiful already. Those who play, must know the rules. If not, they disappear…then how to play? Ah, what you want? Kaya waffle ah? There you go, thank you xiao mei. Then you want to find them, almost impossible lah. Then how? Stuck loh. That’s it, just disappear..nobody knows.

Jay returned, triumphant. We went home…and I never saw him again.

Curiousity always kills the cat, they say. But I am a cat with nine lives, what’s one to me?

Through the white sheen I went again. This time I found my temptation, encased in a lean torso, clothed with a linen shirt…slacks..side swept hair that hid half his chestnut eyes…he spoke:

Come here. I took his hand and tried to stay alert, mentally marking my tracks so that I could trace him again, if I had to. He led me through the bustling stalls, through a series of twists and turns (3 lefts, 1 right and another left) and he pulled me through a wall.

And I fell, but he held me – through meadows of gold we flew, to a place he called home. Three other pixie-like creatures stared at me, their eyes the  colour of the deep blue sea, their cheeks…almost procelain-coated. I struggled to remember every moment. It was beautiful.

If we are not returned as a whole when the sun sets the next day, our owner from the previous night turns into dust. If the human does not return to his land when the sun sets, the same fate awaits him. Temptation lasts a night here – never more, never less.

Those three sisters. Their whispers blended into the wind.

He returned me home, not before a kiss of farewell. And I realised, with shock…the exchange of such fluids, meant that a part of him remains in me.

Look for me, you know where to find me. Renew this exchange, and you will not disappear. Let temptation be your addiction.